Oct 07 2008
Ponder This - Flies That Have Loved Me
I know this happens to everyone but I’m tired and cranky so I’m posting it anyway.
Ponder this: Why is it that in a 2000 square foot house the best place for a fly to land is on my face when I’m trying to nap? As far as I can tell there are about three flies in my house right now. It is exactly 2015 square feet (according to the escrow papers). For those of you who like math that is 671.666666666666666666 square feet PER FLY! Apparently, that’s just not enough for them.
I tried to take a nap at one end of the house - a fly buzzed around my head. I moved to the other end - a fly buzzed around my head. AAAARRRRRGGGGG! (Yes, I’m so frustrated I’ve degraded to Pirate English).
Little do they know I take solace in a secret weapon that will ensure their destruction. With Halloween coming soon I have decided to decorate by not cleaning any spider webs out of the house. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Take that! I look forward to your frantic yet futile window buzzing of death my little enemies.
